Thursday, August 10, 2006

Haiku Of The Day: Tax!

Tax return time is such a taxing time. But now mine is in. Woo Hoo!!!

Where does my cash go?
To The Man, dear fellow.
Fuck the man! Yee-haw!

posted by Dave The Hat @ Thursday, August 10, 2006 0 comments

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Haiku Of The Day: Cookies and Parties

The newsreader who does the news I write has her last day tomorrow and the plan is to consume many a home made cookie and sugary soft drink! Party!!!

The simple biscuit
Oven baked, lovely and warm...
Tasty like Haikus!

posted by Dave The Hat @ Tuesday, August 08, 2006 0 comments

Monday, August 07, 2006

Haiku Of The Day: Filipino Stick Fighting

There's a dude who keeps calling me up at work to tell me about Filipino Stick Fighting. Sounds painful/awesome/fun/tiring/intense (circle appropriate).

WHACK WHACK went the stick.
'Swell Swell' responded my leg.
I'm more pink than Pink.

posted by Dave The Hat @ Monday, August 07, 2006 0 comments

Friday, August 04, 2006

Haiku Of The Day: Weekends

I've been a bit tired lately and I'm looking forward to a nice quiet weekend...ahh, weekends, how I love thee.

Sex. Drugs. Alcohol.
Anything goes on weekends.
But we hate Mondays.

posted by Dave The Hat @ Friday, August 04, 2006 0 comments

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Haiku Of The Day: Cat Allergies

So close friends of my aunty have a new cat. And I love cats. But I also react to cats in a puffy-eye/runny nose kinda way. Sucks to be me I guess.

"Meow" went the cat,
Drip went my nose. Not again!
Time for a tablet.

posted by Dave The Hat @ Wednesday, August 02, 2006 0 comments

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Haiku Of The Day: Gyms


So I finally decided to get off my lazy ass and join a gym. They're useful, or so I am told...

Sweaty hands and feet.
Pulsing veins, crazy faces.
A normal gym day.

posted by Dave The Hat @ Tuesday, August 01, 2006 0 comments