Monday, November 27, 2006

Haiku of the Day: Packing

With the Grand Canadian Adventure now less than 2 weeks away, there was just one major thing still to do. Pack. And Pack I did this weekend.

Socks, jocks, thermal tops
Roll them up, put them in there.
Dang. No room for shoes.

posted by Dave The Hat @ Monday, November 27, 2006 2 comments

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Haiku Of The Day: Birthdays

Hoorah for turning 23. I'm not at my quarter of a century yet though!

I turned twenty-three.
I had lasagna, but no cake.
I now just feel old...

posted by Dave The Hat @ Wednesday, November 22, 2006 0 comments

Friday, November 10, 2006

Haiku Of The Day: Facial Hair

It's the month of MOVEMBER don't you know...?

Grow! My folicles!
Reach for the sky! Make me proud!
Damn, you itch me so...

posted by Dave The Hat @ Friday, November 10, 2006 1 comments

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Haiku of the Day: Newspapers

Because we all like newspapers and their...newsy-ness?!

Look at that headline!
"Man Bites Dog: Man At The Vets!"
It's news, dangnamnit!

posted by Dave The Hat @ Tuesday, October 31, 2006 0 comments

Friday, October 27, 2006

Haiku of the Day: Pole Dancing

...not that I do pole dancing mind you, but I was just inspired by this story here.

Cue the cheesy tunes.
Blonde hair flowing, pale skin.
And she slips and falls!

posted by Dave The Hat @ Friday, October 27, 2006 0 comments

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Haiku of the Day: Boules

Our office is infinitely cooler now that we have our own boules set. Not quite as groovy and awesome as patonk, I grant you, but still damn cool nonetheless!

Throw the jack. Good one!
Yes...there it goes! It's close!
Too much carpet spin...

posted by Dave The Hat @ Wednesday, October 25, 2006 0 comments

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Haiku of the Day: Travel Bookings

Am so very very close to a trip to Canada. But isn't it such a hassle just getting things off the ground...?

Click here. E-mail us.
Insert credit card details.
Happy web travel.

posted by Dave The Hat @ Tuesday, October 24, 2006 0 comments

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Haiku Of The Day: Nuclear Weapons

So North Korea tested 'the bomb' and found out it was, indeed, 'tha b0mb!' And eerily enough, the world reacts just like Team America predicted - "Yer breakin' ma balls, Haans, yer breakin my balls!"

Boom, crash, opera!
Kim Jong Il loves his glowsticks...
Nuclear glowsticks.

posted by Dave The Hat @ Tuesday, October 10, 2006 0 comments

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Haiku Of The Day: Tax!

Tax return time is such a taxing time. But now mine is in. Woo Hoo!!!

Where does my cash go?
To The Man, dear fellow.
Fuck the man! Yee-haw!

posted by Dave The Hat @ Thursday, August 10, 2006 0 comments

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Haiku Of The Day: Cookies and Parties

The newsreader who does the news I write has her last day tomorrow and the plan is to consume many a home made cookie and sugary soft drink! Party!!!

The simple biscuit
Oven baked, lovely and warm...
Tasty like Haikus!

posted by Dave The Hat @ Tuesday, August 08, 2006 0 comments